You know summer’s coming when…

– You suddenly see all the rich kids out in their convertibles
– Men drive vans topless
– Women wear strappy vests that are too far short for them
The Daily Mail proudly proclaims that Bournemouth was hotter than the Bahamas
The Sun run pictures of bikini-clad models on one of Britain’s beaches
– Someone comes into the office looking like a beetroot, saying “I didn’t realise it was that hot!”
– All the unions start striking!

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