You know summer’s coming when…
- You suddenly see all the rich kids out in their convertibles
- Men drive vans topless
- Women wear strappy vests that are too far short for them
- The Daily Mail proudly proclaims that Bournemouth was hotter than the Bahamas
- The Sun run pictures of bikini-clad models on one of Britain’s beaches
- Someone comes into the office looking like a beetroot, saying “I didn’t realise it was that hot!”
- All the unions start striking!
