Oh bugger, they’ve sent in the balloons!

Get this! In Russia, they’re having trouble keeping the criminals down, so what have they invested in? Hi-tech computer systems to track the malefactors? More manpower to flood the streets with? Don’t be silly, this is Russia we’re talking about. Nooo, what they’ve done is bought a couple of new vehicles for the force. But we’re not talking zhigulis, or […]

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Can I help you, sir…?

So we went to buy some stuff from Mothercare this weekend for the new baby. Fortunately we knew what we wanted. because that way we didn’t have to deal with the nightmare that is… WEEKEND SALES STAFF! Now I understand that when you’re at school or college that you need to earn some extra cash. Goodness knows I spent enough […]

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Where are you going?

I live in London! I make that point, because a lof of people think driving in this country’s capital is akin to attempting to navigate through as warzone. It’s not – clearly! The average speed of traffic, as is often quoted, is less than 10mph in London. This means that you have quite a lot of time to work out […]

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