Where are you going?

I live in London! I make that point, because a lof of people think driving in this country’s capital is akin to attempting to navigate through as warzone. It’s not – clearly! The average speed of traffic, as is often quoted, is less than 10mph in London. This means that you have quite a lot of time to work out […]

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How big is your arse?

Do you know this guy on the left? If you do, then you’ll appreciate where I’m coming from. This is Larry David, creator of the inestimable Seinfield and, more recently, equally sublime Curb Your Enthusiasm. Basically, in Curb (I’ve shortened it for brevity), Larry says the things that everyone always wants to, but somehow society dictates that we shouldn’t – […]

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Why?

OK, so everyone gets irritated in life, don’t they? Some days you’ll just want to shout or scream at someone or something because they’ve just peed you off. I’m no different. Just like you, I don’t bother to scream or shout, either. What I’ve decided to do instead is to rant online (probably like many others) about the apparent minor […]

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