Crikey, today’s been long. It’s still 20 minutes t…

Crikey, today’s been long. It’s still 20 minutes till home time and I’m having problems getting through the day. Had a lovely weekend, which wasn’t particularly exciting by most people’s standards, but was just enjoyable. Bluewater! What a place – it comes to something when you’re praising a shopping centre because it’s child-friendly and easy to get round! Seriously, though, […]

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Personal space

Does everyone have a personal space issue, or not? I accept that a lot of trains, buses and trains have extremely narrow seats, but does this mean that everyone has to tut whenever the person next to them touches them, or gets slightly too close? In fact, I want to know if it’s generally a London thing, or if it’s […]

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Oh bugger, they’ve sent in the balloons!

Get this! In Russia, they’re having trouble keeping the criminals down, so what have they invested in? Hi-tech computer systems to track the malefactors? More manpower to flood the streets with? Don’t be silly, this is Russia we’re talking about. Nooo, what they’ve done is bought a couple of new vehicles for the force. But we’re not talking zhigulis, or […]

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