Can I help you, sir…?

So we went to buy some stuff from Mothercare this weekend for the new baby. Fortunately we knew what we wanted. because that way we didn’t have to deal with the nightmare that is… WEEKEND SALES STAFF! Now I understand that when you’re at school or college that you need to earn some extra cash. Goodness knows I spent enough […]

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Where are you going?

I live in London! I make that point, because a lof of people think driving in this country’s capital is akin to attempting to navigate through as warzone. It’s not – clearly! The average speed of traffic, as is often quoted, is less than 10mph in London. This means that you have quite a lot of time to work out […]

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How big is your arse?

Do you know this guy on the left? If you do, then you’ll appreciate where I’m coming from. This is Larry David, creator of the inestimable Seinfield and, more recently, equally sublime Curb Your Enthusiasm. Basically, in Curb (I’ve shortened it for brevity), Larry says the things that everyone always wants to, but somehow society dictates that we shouldn’t – […]

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