I’m a man of words – that’s my stock in trade and has been for many years. As an example, I prefer “hirsute” above “hairy”, and “belligerent” above “arsey”, although there’s a place for both.
So it’s always a nice surprise to come across a word I’ve never used before, let alone even seen. However, it’s a huge shock when this word was used on my local council’s website.
Yup, I was looking for info on recycling collection in the London Borough of Bromley, where I’m about to move to and came across this fantastic sentence:
“Your waste will not be collected if it is not placed at the edge of curtilage”
Eh? I had to stop and think for a second. “Edge of curtilage” – what the hell does that mean?
Fortunately, Bromley Council has anticipated my confusion and added this helpful explanation.
“Your curtilage is the area of land within your boundary surrounding your property. The edge of your curtilage is on your land at the front within arms’ reach of the pavement but not on it.”
So, basically, they mean the edge of your property, or boundary, or even garden or yard. So why not say that? I’m all for expanding the use of our rich language, but not on a council website. For goodness sake, talk in plain English and not some legal mumbo-jumbo.
I know we live in litigious times, but I’m sure no-one will sue their local council for lack of curtilage explanation, will they?