My mate Chris Jones was obsessed with the Smurfs when I was a kid. He had loads of the figures and used to talk in their weird squeaky voice – odd chap.
Personally, I never found Smurfette all that alluring myself, but for some boys she was second only to Miss Piggy! God, boys are strange.
Did you know that the white hat that all Smurfs wear is called a Phrgian cap and it’s considered a symbol of liberty?
Did you know that Smurfs are actually three apples tall?