Someone do something

Britney SpearsLet’s face it, Britney Spears in on the road to somewhere pretty awful unless someone helps the girl.

In the past year, she’s got divorced (for the second time), checked in and out of rehab umpteen times, lost access rights to her kids, shaved her head in public and made a pretty pitiful attempt at relaunching her career.

The latest news that she threatened to kill her kids and herself is the proverbial icing.

The thing that interests me is that no-one seems to want to help her, not her mum, her friends or even other celebs.

At a time when she is most in need, she seems to be trying to cope alone – a place surely no-one wants to be.

Contrast Britney’s situation with that of Amy Winehouse. OK, so Amy hasn’t got quite as many problems, but she’s gone through a publicly tough time recently and people are queueing up to help her.

She was pictured relaxing at Bryan Adams’ pad recently, while there have been other pop stars willing to at least lend a little help and wisdom (although I’m not sure if Pete Doherty would have been top of my list).

Even Sadie Frost has extended her hand of friendship – hmm, not sure if that’s not another poisoned chalice.

What can we learn from this? Is Amy more talented? Is Britney beyond help? Or is she just unlucky? Let’s just hope that those who are in a position to help Britney, and aren’t doing so, don’t regret it when she emerges from the car crash.

So what attracted you to the multi-millionaire…?

Sian Lloyd and new husbandWe often read about whirlwind celebrity marriages taking place in Hollywood, Pamela Anderson’s nuptials to Rick Salomon being a recent example, one that has already come close to breakdown.

This sort of thing doesn’t happen quite as often in the UK, so the news that ITV weather presenter Sian Lloyd has got hitched so quickly is a slight shock.

For those of who don’t keep up with Heat, OK or The Sun’s Bizarre column, Sian has just married racing-car boss and entrepreneur Jonathan Ashman after a relationship of just a few months.

You may remember that Sian stepped out with Lib Dem oddity Lembit Opik for a while, before they split and he transferred his allegiance to Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irmia – you couldn’t make it up.

Now I’m sure Sian and Jonathan are very much in love and they will have a long and happy life together, but one wonders what the haste to get spliced is.

Fortunately, given that there were only 7 people at the ceremony, we may be spared the technicolour glory of the marriage in the pages of OK or Hello.

Primeval – sponsored by Haven?

Primeval - Douglas HenshallThe not particularly scary or believable Primeval returns for a second series very soon, hoping to breath life into ITV1’s post-Christmas Saturday schedule.

I spotted an ad for the new series on a bus this morning and was mildly surprised to see who the show’s sponsor is – none other than Haven holidays.

Please, please, please tell me what the link is between a show about prehistoric monsters terrorising the UK and a family holiday company. Is ITV that desperate to find a sponsor for a show?

Quick, I don’t want to be overrun by a Velociraptor this summer, so I’ll book a holiday to a caravan park in Dorset – lovely jubbly!