It must be great to win a big award. Whether it’s an Oscar, a Tony, a BAFTA, an Emmy, whatever, you get to collect a prize that celebrates your achievements and are showered with compliments.
I can’t think of anything better, unless of course, I won an MTV Latin Award. Imagine this: your name gets called out and head to the stage, only to be presented with something that I can only liken to what’s inside Aerosmith singer Steve Tyler’s mouth.
Who on earth came up with a gong that looked like this? What were they thinking? I can only assume a man designed it, because surely no woman could ever conceive of something like this, could they?
I think it looks like *lady parts*.
God no. Women HATE tongues.